Imaginary Penguin Pills
A Memo from the desk of Shadowpup: I’m tired of the human taking over my posts. I’m a dog with limited time left and a LOT to say about my almost 15 years of doghood. So I’m just going to start posting stuff to her blog and see how long it takes her to figure it out. Hehehe… I’m such a smart dog! I suspect the human has been spiking my food with drugs. Now, I know I’m on medicine to help me breathe, and whatever it is that’s in the needle she pokes me with twice a day. But the past week or so, I can’t help but feel like there’s drugs in my food. And I like ‘em. Kids, never take drugs. They’re bad for you. But I’m a dog with a prescription, apparently. I confronted the human about this after my walk this morning. Me: HUMAN! What was in that handful of treats you gave me this morning? Mom: Your meds. You have a few new ones since we saw the doctor a week and a half ago. We’ve talked about this. Me: Yeah, I know, but what’s IN the meds? Something’s weird. Mom: You have tr...